It’s gonna take some time, but I’ll get there
Top to toe in tailbacks
Oh, I got red lights all around
But soon there’ll be a freeway, yeah
Get my feet on holy ground
So I sing for you
Though you can’t hear me
When I get through
And feel you near me
Driving in my car
I’m driving home for Christmas
Driving home for Christmas
With a thousand memories
I take a look at the driver next to me
He’s just the same
Just the same. ‘Driving Home for Christmas’, Chris Rea
The profound and ancient myth of Christmas is the miraculous birth of the Son of God in a stable in Bethlehem over 2000 years ago.
Not any more. For decades now anyone driving much over the month of December will have heard Christmas pop songs relentlessly. They all propagate the new myths of Christmas:
- Everybody’s having fun
- Spending Christmas with family is the new ‘holy ground’
Alas, like the original Christmas myth, they are without foundation. Apart from the most devout Christians, hardly anyone believes in the myth of Baby Jesus, gentle, meek and mild in the stable with the menagerie around him and Magi in residence applauding the virgin birth and the arrival of the Messiah. Hardly anyone.
And now the new myths have lost their lustre. Christmas is and has been for some time now an orgy of consumption with drunkenness the lubrication oiling the wheels.
And why do we need to be so sedated at this holy, festive time? Myth 2.
If your own memory doesn’t speak truth to you the facts will: every single organisation charitably devoted to our well-being records Christmas as the most distressing and upsetting time of year for many of us. The Samaritans receive an overwhelming number of calls from severely depressed people contemplating suicide. In the days following Christmas, Relate and solicitors receive more inquiries about divorce than at any other time of year.
So I think we can lay Chris Rea’s myth of the family as ‘holy ground’ to rest. And all the other exhibitions of the joys of a family Christmas as well. To put it bluntly, Christmas is such a hyped-up myth of universal fun and how fabulous family get-togethers are that, while the anticipation is great, the consummation is devoutly to be missed.
I shall conclude with a line from Coleridge’s ‘Ode: On Dejection’:
We cannot hope from outward forms to win
The joy whose spring and fountains lie within.